The Everywhere Traveller

The Everywhere Traveller

Posted 2014-04-15 by Jocose Yahnfollow

In England, I travelled far and saw a nice pair.
I forged through Europe too, nothing to declare.
I found the Arctic just too polar, to bare..
In Hawaii, I forgot my clothes, just for a dare.

The African continent with animals so rare
Didn't prepare me for poverty, oh I do despair.
I made it through China with nary a care,
North Korea was tougher, I got a real scare.

In Japan, my big Sumo, wore no underwear.
In France, Bonjour, mon Dieu c'est mon frere!
If you make it in New York, you can make it anywhere,
I kept trying to make it but Hope wasn't there..

Then Australia was special, nothing quite to compare.
The subcontinent sublime, I ate my fair share.
I took a rocket to space, and ran out of air.
I even got on the Net...all porn and no hair!

But despite all my travels, one thing is unfair...
No matter how hard I try,
No matter how well I fare..
I can't for the life of me go...


Jocose Yahn
April 2014


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