Home    Subscribe    Write for Us    FAQ    Contact    HubGarden    Login

Fired From Your Job in Four Simple Steps

by Lannah (follow)
Lannah
Fun (39)      Employment (5)      Tactics (1)     


The first day, week, month of a new job can be daunting. Here's how to get fired without waiting until the end of the usual trial period.

IN THE BEGINNING - you've just landed a job. You've endured the application, the interview, waiting for the phone to ring - you were almost a nervous wreck. While you quietly hoped and prayed that you'd been successful, you also tried to brainwash yourself into believing that perhaps it wouldn't be that bad if you weren't successful after all.

But in all honesty,you sat - and waited - and hoped - and prayed. You found you were so engrossed with worry and anxiety that you had to peel yourself off the ceiling when that call did finally come through.


SUCCESS - you got the job. You were absolutely beside yourself with excitement. You wanted to scream it from the rooftops. But your nerves started giving way and by the time your starting day dawned - you were almost a wreck again.

REALITY HITS - the first day was horrible - a nightmare. Everyone was lovely and helpful but you quietly watched the clock as it ticked through the hours. By the end of the first week, things had improved very slightly - but not enough - and you started plotting your own downfall - how to get fired. You thought you might have started to enjoy it if you had given it a chance - but you just didn't want to do that.

PLOTTING BEGINS - Tuesday of the second week - you took a sicky. You rang in - this was not received well. On top of this you were late in the following morning and the entire office watched your entrance. Second bad mark.

NOT IMPROVING - none of it helped to make you feel better - although it SHOULD have because you realised you were probably about to be fired - and that WAS what you wanted - wasn't it?? Your boss wanted to 'have a word'. Then you were rude to the boss.

THE LAST STRAW - you left the office, closing the door behind you - right in your boss' face. You didn't realise he was following.

You were fired on the spot.

MORAL - most businesses do have trial periods - put in place for exactly these reasons. These feelings are very common and things do usually improve as time passes - just don't make any hasty decisions that you could regret.




# Fun
# Employment
# Tactics
I like this Article - 2
More Articles by Lannah
It's dark and you want the light on
210 views
All these modern gooble-de-gash whizzy, snazzy things that are forever being invented, re-invent...
354 views
It wasn't at birth
127 views
For some reason I honestly thought that I would never be a mum
351 views
view all articles by Lannah
My Google Plus Profile
ID: 9877
[ Submit a Comment ]
Trending Articles
Losing weight at any age can sometimes be hard to do
83 views
I lived the city life and Im sick of it
897 views
Money gives us all more choices in life, and is a tool to serve other people
2281 views
To attain any form of abundance in your life, you must feel good as much as possible
1930 views
You dont have to be rich to make money, you just have to be practical
3956 views
If youre a parent who has faced the decision of to whether to give your child certain vaccina...
137 views
In this day and age, many people hire professional escorts because they what to try something ne...
12164 views
Apart from the physical advantages that promote healthy cardio, running in the morning can also empo...
71 views
%%To be seen and heard for who you are, for what you offer the world is validating
275 views
I wonder why one of our favourite invitations or goodbye salutations is We must catch up for...
4010 views
Categories
 
Copyright 2012-2018 OatLabs ABN 18113479226. mobile version